dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via lindsaylohoean)

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via far-out-trippin)

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

(Source: todaunafriki, via theywontforgetme)

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

(via someday-the-dream-will-end)

theairclub:

you:

image

me:

image

(via humorking)

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via guy)

"Make it happen. Shock everyone."
- (via bon-za)

(Source: thetwopieceproject, via b34ut1fu1-d1s4st3r)

wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

(Source: wonclerful, via crystallized-teardrops)