shesavulgarwoman:

Dirty Randy is coming over

TONIGHT

(Source: rafibomb)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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(via dutchster)

(Source: beyonceinfo, via zackisontumblr)

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

(via unretrieved)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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(Source: postllimit, via serration)

not-the-canadian-average:

*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*

(via istilldreamaboutabigail)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via guy)