shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via hugs-heal-all)

gnarly:

morning: laziness.

afternoon: dying for a rest.

night: can’t sleep

(via lameparanoia)

    *fight breaks out*
    me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via smileandenjoi)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey, via lameparanoia)

televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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(via cheyennealyson)